Duck Jokes that Will Quack You Up

QUESTIONS (answers below)

1.     What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks? 

2.     At what time do ducks wake up? 

3.     What do you call a duck that steals? 

4.     What do you get when you put six ducks in a box? 

5.     What did the duck detective say to his partner? 

6.     What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check? 

7.     What do you see when a duck bends over? 

8.     Which side of a duck has the nicest feathers? 

9.     What happens when ducks fly upside down? 

10. Where do ducks go when they are sick? 

11. What do ducks like to eat with soup? 

12. What shows do ducks watch on television? 

13. What has webbed feet and fangs? 

14. What do you call two ducks and a cow? 

15. What is it called when it’s raining ducks and geese? 

16. Why do ducks fly south for the winter? 

17. Why do ducks never grow up? 

18. What do you call a clever duck? 

19. Why was the duck put into the basketball game? 

20. Why do ducks quack? 

21. Why did the duck fall down on the sidewalk? 

22. Why did the duck get arrested? 



1.     Firequackers.

2.     The quack of dawn.

3.     A robber duck.

4.     A box of quackers.

5.     “Let’s quack this case.”

6.     “Please put it on my bill.”

7.     Its butt-quack.

8.     The outside.

9.     They quack up.

10. To the ducktor.

11. Quackers.

12. Duckumentaries.

13. Count Duckula.

14. Quackers and milk.

15. Fowl weather.

16. Because it’s too far to waddle.

17. Because they grow down.

18. A wise quacker.

19. To make a fowl shot.

20. Because they can’t oink, bark, or moo.

21. He tripped on a quack.

22. For selling quack.